Car safety

I almost got hit this morning on my way in by a white Crown Victoria. I immediately thought “old person”. I was wrong. Young-ish person. Woman. Short. Blonde. Applying eye makeup and not watching where she was going. Using her rear view mirror.
I got away. I hope everybody else was as lucky. She should get her car taken away and permanent makeup applied.
Could she not have got up 5 minutes early? Maybe missed some breakfast. She didn’t look underfed. On that, she wasn’t particularly beautiful to start with. It would have taken a fair schlap of makeup to make any difference.