I got this yesterday - it's in tune with our current weather - it's snowing here now.....
It also shows how Michigan is proud of the beautiful weather here.
When does it get cold in
+70°F (21°C) and above
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Italian & English cars won't start.
Distilled water freezes.
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats.
Michiganders lick the flagpole.
Californians fly away to
The Girl Scouts in
Polar bears begin to evacuate the
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Michiganders get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!